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Willie Nelson recites his song, "Yesterday's Wine".

Maximilien François Marie Isidore de Robespierre...

invited me over last night.

It was an okay enough time.

It was no SPLISH SPLASHING reel, of a good time. But, I tried not to pout.

He warmed me up, after he said something absolutely charming:

"The warmth of zeal is not perhaps the most dangerous rock that we have to avoid; but rather that languour which ease produces and a distrust of our own courage."

So - I agreed to watch this movie about him...he'd been pestering me about it for weeks.

The Black Book, AKA Reign of Terror (1949)

"This film depicts the oppression and turmoil of Revolutionary France under the rule of Maximilian Robespierre and the Committee for Public Safety in 1794. It is filmed in film noir style by Anthony Mann and stars Richard Basehart, Robert Cummings and Arlene Dahl."

Well. My opinion of Maximilien Francois Marie Isidore "Fluffy" de Robespierre has been on shakey ground for the past few years. But after last night...

I just don't think I can "pretend" anymore.

I told him I wouldn't be coming over again, some words were had, and...Well. In the immortal voice of Buckeey: "You 'touch me' you get 'touched' !"

That's really all I can say about it, for now.

WHO brought sexy back? 或者, 凝视其性特征, 在愚蠢的中国人中

当涉及到那声名狼籍滑行的“性特征”规模的时候，我维持坚决“1”。我从“0”去到“1”，仅仅在看见 Britney Spears 滑动以后大约在一只被 beglittered 的长袜几次在录象中“有毒”。


无可否认热。

现在。
读者。我被迫使在被依大小排列的我的史蒂夫 McQueen 里关于一近来的 glitch 变正派的异性特征。


正象很多一个笨拙地被不逮捕的年轻的女人经历，我的母亲总是使那担心了我会也发展锋利一个兴趣在毛毯。
“每个人被沉湎于地毯！，你的所有的女朋友在用地毯做试验吗？，我肯定你能够发现象贾丝廷 Timberlake 那样的一个好的男孩！"
“地毯是肮脏的！"



好地，通过象这那样的年批注在我这方面 elicited 了野生的过激反应。例如，“耶稣你想要我是同性恋的女性？，你不将刚刚满意直到我告诉你我是同性恋的女性！“你将妈妈”？"
读者。最后发生。好地，不是完全地。但是，我在 NC 中最近在访问我的母亲若干长日。这些天在 美国被连续的课程淹没和维持。
这样一直被播送的一次展览会是“什么不要戴着”。Trinny Woodall.


我完全地现在是相爱的。绝望地。永远。

但是 - 我还想性交到底在这个伙计之外：



So, I guess I'm not a lesbian.

But. I can't wait to catch up with my dame and her----UGhh----friend, when they bring their updated version of "What Not To Wear" to: ITV!!!!!

I just can't.



P.S. it was never forgotten.

I never forgot. GO!

Don't get caught with your pants down OR your head in a wall...

I suppose, with the anniversary of 9/11 looming, people have felt like getting:



BUCK-WASTED...


and then, you know, going on a little jaunt.

Perhaps it's a shame that Tinkerbell doesn't have chronic calcification of the spine, requiring loads of liquid cash for neuro-maintenance, to keep Paris sober and sensibly tucked away, in her windowless NYC apartment, on a Saturday night. Afterall, I'll bet it's been ages since Paris got to "just be", curl up with some Get Regular, and watch some AMC:


Don't miss the next showing of this American Movie Classic.

Some of my uber-successful childhood friends might suggest other activities for a safe Saturday night such as---> tossing out a brilliant novel or working on your own films...

I say, "Do what you will!"... just walk it off.

(Well, that has certainly been my credo for '06!)

Now.

Let's all say a little prayer for ourselves, hoping that things never - EVER- go this far on a Saturday night:



I would like to thank - Adam "Danger" S. - for pointing me towards this joyful inanity.

Hey now! We ALL know what time it is.
Time for a stroll!