Special!

You know Mercury and Jupiter,
And Saturn and Venus,
Mars, Earth, Neptune,
And there's always - Uranus!
But do you recall,
The most famous Planet of all?

Pluto the Dwarfed Planet,
Had a shiny moon named Charon!
And if you ever saw him,
You would surely say - he'd come undone.

All of the other Planets,
Used to laugh and call him "LAME",
They barely let poor Pluto even
get to keep his name!

Then one sultry August day,
Walters came to say,
"Pluto, with your radius so slight...
and about that rumor -- that you're gay?"

"I'm a Trans-Neptunian OBJECT!"
Pluto shouted out with glee,
"With my... MY looks and eccentric orbit,
Babsy, those bitches are hi...stor...y!"