We can all agree now...

Remember this? From a couple of months ago?



Britney is not, and has never been... honored, guided, or even ONCE remotely enhanced by a competent stylist.

...we are COMPLETELY ready for Britney Spears to put some clothes on and start to, at the very least, LOOK like she's acting like a smart young woman.

We need her to do this. She, and her tender progeny, NEEDS her to do this.

We can totally handle the "Big Reveal"... that will undoubtedly cast to light the modest emergence of a mature palette and a graceful line.

The MOST pressing need for me, and not only recently, concerns WHAT clothes she should put on EXACTLY.

I just want her to put on some NICE clothes.
Please?


Here - we have Britney:



Now. Imagine this:

Take Britney...



and put her in some Chanel!


For the love of ALL that is HOLY.


Put her in some Balenciaga!


Dammit.


Just look! How sweet she looks:


... when you put her in a little Marc Jacobs!


Hell! I wouldn't even mind seeing her in a little Jane Mayle.




Caveat for Britney Spears:
You should seriously start "Fair Isle-ing" the presentation by ----> winter.



The world, rather AMERICA, just isn't going to let this trashy phase slide for too much longer.


Go on girl!