Sweet Dreams!

Two nights ago, I dreamed that I was teaching Dr. Phil how to kayak.


Last night, I dreamed that I was a guest on Tyra. I was there as an expert on stress disorders. After the show, we ate in her cafeteria and I was too short to reach any of the food because it was designed for super-tall people. I was also dismayed by how dirty and gross the food was.


I'll bet tonight I go gun shopping with Martha or something.